Child-Proof Door Knob Covers

Here's a monkey wrench to throw in the plans of the kid who's decided they have places to be and people to see. Watch your little monster struggle to open doors for hours on end while you chuckle yourself to sleep knowing they're not going to step one foot on the other side of that door. Also great for senile parents!
$11.99

Motorcycle Pizza Cutter

Wanna feel what it's like to ride a motorcycle over your food but don't really wanna waste the food? Well this could help out in a big way. The front wheel of this mini motorcycle will ride all over your pizza and rip it to shreds in the process. Great for the fella that still likes to play with his food.
$12.99

Bird Clothespins (Set of 4)

Birds and clothes on a clothesline are usually a disastrous combo but these beautiful (sparrow) bird clothespins might make you happy you don't have a dryer. It might also summon real birds to perch and poop all over your clean clothes, but they're not dumb enough to get excited about fake birds, right?
$14.50

Mini USB Fan with Time/Date & Temperature

Forget your cell phone, clock, watch and other things that tell time and date. You can pass the time at work cooling off while watching the clock. The temperature is also there but if you're using a fan, chances are that you might already know it's hot. This little diddy easily plugs into your computer with a USB attachment so it's great for your desktop!
$23.99