3D Skull Ice Cube Mold

If you keep trying to impress your emo friends but don't really know what you can do besides wear all black, then boy do we have something for you. Make your darkest friends green with envy over your creepy skull ice cubes or just save these scary cubes for Halloween. Great for goths and people who like to dwell on death and fossils.
$11.95

Toilet Mug

Just in case your actual day hasn't convinced you that it's sh!tty, your coffee mug can sure do it. It can also serve as a warning to those visiting your cubicle that you've had enough sh!t for the day. This mug holds 12 ounces of whatever frothy brown liquid you want to serve in it. You could also drink other color drinks but what would be the point?
$12.99

Funny Wine Bottle Glasses

We all know a whino that would love this "glass" for their wine. Some of us are the whino that we know. The full glory of this magnificent wine bottle glass is that it allows you to pour the PERFECT amount of wine every time. Oh yeah they also have funny phrases written on them. Great for drunks, lushes, boozers and alcoholics (clears throat) I mean wine lovers.
$17.99

Fake Security Cameras

These fake security cameras will come in handy whether you're trying to ward off criminals or just trying to make your neighbors think you have a lot of cool stuff worth securing. People will wonder what you must be guarding but they won't dare trying to break in to see. Install your fake security cameras and see everyone for the cowards that they really are!
$12.99