Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Sometimes using your regular mitten like oven mitts is just plain dull. You long to feel like a huge dangerous animal that has a penchant for indoor cooking. Surely everybody knows cooking bears make the best food so this is only logical. These bear hands oven mitts will give your meals that extra touch of love that only furry paws can give.
$20.00

Chewbacca LED Table Lamp

You probably won't ever go viral like that laughing chick with the Chewbacca mask but here's some Chewy inspired nonsense anyway. This LED table light that is wearing Chewbacca's face & body is sure to brighten up your day. Yeah I suck at coming up with clever stuff to say. Anyway, if you like Chewbacca sit his glowing face on your desk. Alright?
$28.99

Desktop Punching Bag

Next time you're stressed at work, knock the hell out of this thing instead of your arrogant condescending boss. Some days even your "work spouse" makes you wanna take a boxing glove to their ribs but hitting this bag is more fun and will keep you employed and out of jail. Beat it down, it won't tell a soul!
$24.95

Magic Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers

Show up at any place where bland food abounds and watch the people's faces light up. Be the fairy godparent everybody needs, sprinkling your seasoned sunshine onto everyones food. Trust me, they'll eat it up! People LOVE well seasoned food! Take note though, all my fairy godparent knowledge comes from cartoons so...you might need to make your voice a little higher.
$13.90