Tire Bowl with Hubcap Lid

Wondering what to get for the nascar enthusiast in your life- besides a jacket with logos of sponsors they're not affiliated with in any way? This tire bowl is more affordable PLUS you can eat cereal out of it so, you tell me, which is better? AND theres a lid that looks like a hubcap!
$24.99

Bird Clothespins (Set of 4)

Birds and clothes on a clothesline are usually a disastrous combo but these beautiful (sparrow) bird clothespins might make you happy you don't have a dryer. It might also summon real birds to perch and poop all over your clean clothes, but they're not dumb enough to get excited about fake birds, right?
$14.50

Inflatable Dancing Tube Man

What's 6 ft tall and can greet you when you come home from work better than any dog ever could? This guy!! Feel like a super important person when you see your inflatable tube man go crazy waving his arms in pure glee when he sees you- or when you turn on the pump. Same difference.
$115.00

Back Scratcher Rake

There's lots of reasons someone might want a tiny rake. They could enter a tiny leaf pile contest or pretend that it's the infant child of a larger rake, but the best way to make use of a lil rake is with scratching of course. You can scratch the crustiest parts of your body without having to touch them with your hands.
$24.99