Motorcycle Pizza Cutter

Wanna feel what it's like to ride a motorcycle over your food but don't really wanna waste the food? Well this could help out in a big way. The front wheel of this mini motorcycle will ride all over your pizza and rip it to shreds in the process. Great for the fella that still likes to play with his food.
$12.99

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Sometimes using your regular mitten like oven mitts is just plain dull. You long to feel like a huge dangerous animal that has a penchant for indoor cooking. Surely everybody knows cooking bears make the best food so this is only logical. These bear hands oven mitts will give your meals that extra touch of love that only furry paws can give.
$20.00

Magic Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers

Show up at any place where bland food abounds and watch the people's faces light up. Be the fairy godparent everybody needs, sprinkling your seasoned sunshine onto everyones food. Trust me, they'll eat it up! People LOVE well seasoned food! Take note though, all my fairy godparent knowledge comes from cartoons so...you might need to make your voice a little higher.
$13.90

3D Skull Ice Cube Mold

If you keep trying to impress your emo friends but don't really know what you can do besides wear all black, then boy do we have something for you. Make your darkest friends green with envy over your creepy skull ice cubes or just save these scary cubes for Halloween. Great for goths and people who like to dwell on death and fossils.
$11.95