Child-Proof Door Knob Covers

For Kids, Safety
Here's a monkey wrench to throw in the plans of the kid who's decided they have places to be and people to see. Watch your little monster struggle to open doors for hours on end while you chuckle yourself to sleep knowing they're not going to step one foot on the other side of that door. Also great for senile parents!
$11.99

Giant Vermont Teddy Bears

For Kids, Toys & Games
Giant stuffed animals are a lifesaver when you hit a dating slump or you're trying to get your socially challenged kid to give you some space. They're life sized so feel free to pretend they are living beings that care about your day. They come in 3 ft, 4ft and 6 ft tall versions and are NOT a part of the rea
$69.99-214.99

4 Piece Plastic Fruit Maracas

For Kids
Finding out Jr. will never be the rocker you get to live through vicariously doesn't have to hurt so bad. He can't rock out on a guitar but he can shake himself silly with this fruit maracas percussion set and sharpen his maraca playing skills. Before you know it he'll be ready for his big audition as "That guy with the maracas". It's still music.
$29.23