Child-Proof Door Knob Covers

Here's a monkey wrench to throw in the plans of the kid who's decided they have places to be and people to see. Watch your little monster struggle to open doors for hours on end while you chuckle yourself to sleep knowing they're not going to step one foot on the other side of that door. Also great for senile parents!
$11.99

Fake Security Cameras

These fake security cameras will come in handy whether you're trying to ward off criminals or just trying to make your neighbors think you have a lot of cool stuff worth securing. People will wonder what you must be guarding but they won't dare trying to break in to see. Install your fake security cameras and see everyone for the cowards that they really are!
$12.99