Hairy Chest Bathing Suit

For the gorgeous woman that wants to invoke projectile vomiting while catching some sun and waves comes this very sexy hairy chest bathing suit. Worried it wont be enough? Don't be! The un- manscaped hair goes down to the pubes and there's even some of the often lauded back and butt hair. You'll be the belle and beau of the beach!
$21.99

Potty Putter Toilet Golf

Sitting on the toilet waiting for the magic to happen getsĀ really boring! Reading "magazines" or digital equivalents no longer have to be par for the course. You can break up the monotony & improve your golf game by playing a few rounds of toilet golf. You can beef up your putt while s(h)itting on the potty! <- (the h is silent).
$12.77

Inflatable Dancing Tube Man

What's 6 ft tall and can greet you when you come home from work better than any dog ever could? This guy!! Feel like a super important person when you see your inflatable tube man go crazy waving his arms in pure glee when he sees you- or when you turn on the pump. Same difference.
$115.00

Back Scratcher Rake

There's lots of reasons someone might want a tiny rake. They could enter a tiny leaf pile contest or pretend that it's the infant child of a larger rake, but the best way to make use of a lil rake is with scratching of course. You can scratch the crustiest parts of your body without having to touch them with your hands.
$24.99