Magic Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers

Show up at any place where bland food abounds and watch the people's faces light up. Be the fairy godparent everybody needs, sprinkling your seasoned sunshine onto everyones food. Trust me, they'll eat it up! People LOVE well seasoned food! Take note though, all my fairy godparent knowledge comes from cartoons so...you might need to make your voice a little higher.
$13.90

Golden Girls Drinking Game

They made America laugh in the 80's- 90's and now they can make us all sloppy drunk in perpetuity! These aren't just regular Golden Girls shot glasses, which would still be awesome. They each have instructions on the back to let you know when to drink. Now just tune into an old lady marathon on TV and you'll be shitfaced in no time!
$21.99

Giant Vermont Teddy Bears

Giant stuffed animals are a lifesaver when you hit a dating slump or you're trying to get your socially challenged kid to give you some space. They're life sized so feel free to pretend they are living beings that care about your day. They come in 3 ft, 4ft and 6 ft tall versions and are NOT a part of the rea
$69.99-214.99

3D Skull Ice Cube Mold

If you keep trying to impress your emo friends but don't really know what you can do besides wear all black, then boy do we have something for you. Make your darkest friends green with envy over your creepy skull ice cubes or just save these scary cubes for Halloween. Great for goths and people who like to dwell on death and fossils.
$11.95