Back Scratcher Rake

There's lots of reasons someone might want a tiny rake. They could enter a tiny leaf pile contest or pretend that it's the infant child of a larger rake, but the best way to make use of a lil rake is with scratching of course. You can scratch the crustiest parts of your body without having to touch them with your hands.
$24.99

Giant Connect Four Game

Recapture the fun of childhood game night with this giant version of a connect 4. It comes in 3 different giant sizes but they each work the same way. You outsmart your opponent to get four of your chips in a row. You could even get a giant trophy...if you bought one and then won the game.
$89.99

Chewbacca LED Table Lamp

You probably won't ever go viral like that laughing chick with the Chewbacca mask but here's some Chewy inspired nonsense anyway. This LED table light that is wearing Chewbacca's face & body is sure to brighten up your day. Yeah I suck at coming up with clever stuff to say. Anyway, if you like Chewbacca sit his glowing face on your desk. Alright?
$28.99

Bacon Soda

Bacon Soda is everything you think it will be. That's right it will be soda that tastes like....you guessed it, BACON!!! How do they do it? I don't know. I just assume that it's the work of God whenever I come in contact with the smoky flavor of bacon. As a certified bacon lover I approve of this craziness.
$2.99

Desktop Punching Bag

Next time you're stressed at work, knock the hell out of this thing instead of your arrogant condescending boss. Some days even your "work spouse" makes you wanna take a boxing glove to their ribs but hitting this bag is more fun and will keep you employed and out of jail. Beat it down, it won't tell a soul!
$24.95

Magic Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers

Show up at any place where bland food abounds and watch the people's faces light up. Be the fairy godparent everybody needs, sprinkling your seasoned sunshine onto everyones food. Trust me, they'll eat it up! People LOVE well seasoned food! Take note though, all my fairy godparent knowledge comes from cartoons so...you might need to make your voice a little higher.
$13.90