Bird Clothespins (Set of 4)

Home and Office, Random
Birds and clothes on a clothesline are usually a disastrous combo but these beautiful (sparrow) bird clothespins might make you happy you don't have a dryer. It might also summon real birds to perch and poop all over your clean clothes, but they're not dumb enough to get excited about fake birds, right?
$14.50

Motorcycle Pizza Cutter

Gifts For Men, Kitchen
Wanna feel what it's like to ride a motorcycle over your food but don't really wanna waste the food? Well this could help out in a big way. The front wheel of this mini motorcycle will ride all over your pizza and rip it to shreds in the process. Great for the fella that still likes to play with his food.
$12.99

Matcha Green Tea Kit Kat

Food and Drinks
Those of us who are less responsible don't really go for a lot of green in our diet, especially not in our candy but I guess if you like thick green tea this might appeal to you. Tea flavored chocolate? I'm confused but it might taste good. I'll let you be the test dummy.
$10.55

Potty Putter Toilet Golf

Gag Gifts, Gifts For Men
Sitting on the toilet waiting for the magic to happen gets really boring! Reading "magazines" or digital equivalents no longer have to be par for the course. You can break up the monotony & improve your golf game by playing a few rounds of toilet golf. You can beef up your putt while s(h)itting on the potty! <- (the h is silent).
$12.77

Hairy Chest Bathing Suit

Clothing, Gag Gifts, Gifts For Women
For the gorgeous woman that wants to invoke projectile vomiting while catching some sun and waves comes this very sexy hairy chest bathing suit. Worried it wont be enough? Don't be! The un- manscaped hair goes down to the pubes and there's even some of the often lauded back and butt hair. You'll be the belle and beau of the beach!
$21.99