I LOVE SPAM Socks

These crew length socks are adorned in the SPAM Heart Logo!  Be reminded of your awesome Hawaiian vacation that one time. Or get your canned pork loving mate into a tizzy. Either way Spam brand socks are a hot buy for anybody.  
$10.00

Hairy Chest Bathing Suit

For the gorgeous woman that wants to invoke projectile vomiting while catching some sun and waves comes this very sexy hairy chest bathing suit. Worried it wont be enough? Don't be! The un- manscaped hair goes down to the pubes and there's even some of the often lauded back and butt hair. You'll be the belle and beau of the beach!
$21.99