Bacon Soda

Bacon Soda is everything you think it will be. That's right it will be soda that tastes like....you guessed it, BACON!!! How do they do it? I don't know. I just assume that it's the work of God whenever I come in contact with the smoky flavor of bacon. As a certified bacon lover I approve of this craziness.
$2.99

Toilet Mug

Just in case your actual day hasn't convinced you that it's sh!tty, your coffee mug can sure do it. It can also serve as a warning to those visiting your cubicle that you've had enough sh!t for the day. This mug holds 12 ounces of whatever frothy brown liquid you want to serve in it. You could also drink other color drinks but what would be the point?
$12.99

Funny Wine Bottle Glasses

We all know a whino that would love this "glass" for their wine. Some of us are the whino that we know. The full glory of this magnificent wine bottle glass is that it allows you to pour the PERFECT amount of wine every time. Oh yeah they also have funny phrases written on them. Great for drunks, lushes, boozers and alcoholics (clears throat) I mean wine lovers.
$17.99